DIK-DIK DINGERS

ONLY THE ELITE OF THE ELITE. MUST BE ABLE TO HIT DINGERS (MUST SHOW YOUR DINGER LICENCES) IF PROVEN GUILTY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO HIT DINGERS YOUR DENIED ENTRY). PIE CHUCKERS ARE MORE THEN WELCOME INTO THE TEAM. MUST GIVE MAX OF 20% EFFORT AT ALL TIMES (ANYTHING MORE YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM SLIPS INDEFINITELY NO MATTER HOW FAT YOU ARE). MIN OF 3 SLIPS DURING THE WHOLE GAME AND KEEPER MUST CHASE THE BALLS GOING DOWN TO THIRD MAN AND FINE LEG. ZINGER BOXES ARE NECESSARY DURING EVERY LUNCH. IF YOU GET A PAIR YOU HAVE TO SHOUT EVERYONE AT THE PUB, UMPIRE SQUARE LEG FOR THE GAME AND A 2 MATCH BAN. MUST BRING A FOOTY BALL FOR BEFORE THE GAME (NOT A SOCCER BALL YOU QUEER) NO THROW DOWNS CBF. MUST HAVE ONE PERSONAL SLEDGE PER BATTER OR YOU'LL BE SENT TO THE BOUNDARY. IF YOU ROCK UP IN WHITES YOUR FEILDING FINE LEG TO FINE LEG. MUST KNOW SOMEONE ON THE TEAM TO BE ALLOWED ENTRY. NO TRAINING OR PRE SEASON ALLOWED IF SEEN DOING THIS ILLEGAL ACTIVITY YOULL BE BATTING 11 AND NOT BOWLING. MUST BE UNDER 25 TO JOIN.